Hard to believe, but the Maibatsu MonstroCiti started life as a sensible family SUV. If you squint—and it’s dark, and you’ve had a few—you might just see the resemblance. But once you’re behind the wheel, the facade drops. This is a brutal, rally-bred off-roader with a production run so rare it’s practically an urban legend. Parts are a nightmare to find, but who cares? You can patch up the chassis with a Remote Control Unit and a Missile Lock-On Jammer and leave the past in the dust.